1. We have a shit ton of debt, my hats are really popular.
2. I'm going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with "something really, really great."
3. Remember that Obamacare website? That thing sucked.
4. Vets are the best, I'm going to take care of them better than anyone.
5. I'm gonna build the military up so big, really big, it's gonna be super big.
6. I spent my whole life paying off politicians.
7. I had jury duty.
8. Politicians are all talk, they're full of shit.
9. Our politicians are impotent. I'm not impotent, I have a raging boner just look at the polls.
10. Jeb is a dingus.
11. "My immigration plan is really well received."
12. Illegals have gotta go back
13. I'm gonna deport all gang members.
14. We send everything to China and they tax the shit out of us.
15. Caroline Kennedy knows nothing, she admits she knows nothing.
16. My friends are horrible people, I'm going to put them in charge and it's going to kick so much ass.
17. I'm going to lower taxes for middle class and raise taxes on hedge fund guys.
18. I'm turning down millions of dollars. I feel like a schmuck.
19. Hedge fund guys are supporting Hillary.
20. "Perry, he's a nice guy. He's gone. He's a nice guy, he dropped out. Boy was he nasty to me. Good luck."
21. They say Carly is surging, she's at 3%.
22. I'm Protestant, I'm presbyterian. Evangelicals love me. They're smart people.
23. "I'm really good at making deals and making us rich."
24. Ben Carson doesn't have the energy to kick ass.
25. Hillary and Jeb don't like my tone. ISIS is chopping off the heads of Christians.
26. If you're a Christian from Syria you can't get into the USA, if you're a Muslim from Syria you can get right in. Obama is doing that.
27. "We're tired of this nice stuff."
28. I'm aggressive and I have energy, I'm your guy.
29. Jesus it's really hot here today. I should wrap it up.
30. I'm going to make this country great again.
31. I'm going to make this country great again.
32. I'm going to make this country greater than great, greater than it's ever been, ever.
33. Thank you.
34. Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It" plays.
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