I know I should get away from doing these polls and get to actually writing something of value, but...they're just fun.
But, if you have seen my other polls so far, the same disclaimer applies: Proceed at your own risk.
And in the spirit of keeping things 100, as Larry Wilmore would say, I removed the pie option, which is analogous to Weak Tea.
Also, remember that whichever one you choose, for the duration of that event, you must be a fully committed participant, matching the rhetoric and behavior and all. But it's not brainwashing; everything you are doing is still under your will, except for the part about being at the event in the first place.