{Dear|Hey|Yo} {Markos|management},
Greetings from fabulous {Disappointment, KY|Horneytown, NC|Toad Suck, AK|Spread Eagle, WI|Looneyville, TX|Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA|Winnipeg}!
I’m {bored to death|fucking bored} at work so I decided to {check out|troll} your {site|website|blog} on my iphone during lunch break. I'm hoping no one needs to use this bathroom while I do it.
I {enjoy|tolerate|love|am hopelessly addicted to} the {drama|meta|stories} you {present|provide} here and can’t wait to take a closer look when I get back to my basement. In the meantime I'll be eating this sandwich while I type.
{Anyhow|Anyways|Anyhoo} this a {awesome|rad|wicked}and fully entrenched {site|blog}! The comments that run to the right hand margin are particularly insightful.
{In my opinion|Personally|Lookit}, if all {webmasters|diarists|n00bs} and bloggers made good content as you did, the{internet|tubes|life} will be {much more|a lot more|more or less} useful than ever before. I especially like your site's focus on cats.
{Perhaps|Maybe} you {could|can|should} encourage your community to write {next|subsequent} diaries {relating to|referring to|regarding} the topic of cats? I {want to|wish to|require to} {read|learn} {more|even more} {things|issues} {approximately|about} cats! Such as, are they truly not herdable like moar goatz and sheeple?
{Thanks a lot|Kudos|Cheers and Jeers|Thank you|You're welcome}, I appreciate it {sir|man|broseph}!
{Your name here} Mimo Mordacitas
P.S {My apologies|Apologies|Sorry|I'm entitled} for {getting|being|threadjacking} off-topic but I have to ask!
{I am|I will be in future|I'm desperatly} curious to find out if {you have been|you are|you’re gonna be} {working with|utilizing|ever going to institute} the ability to delete my fucking {account|comment}?
I’m {experiencing|having|about to have} some {minor|major} but annoying {problems|issues|hide rates|flame wars} within my latest {diary|comment|pie fight} and {I would like|I'm desperate} to find some way to fucking delete it.
Do you have any {solutions|suggestions|fucks to give|a ban hammer}?
{My apologies|I apologize} if this {has|will be|is about to be} diaried before. If so I will delete.