The Grand Old Party (GOP) Wants YOU!*
*Unless you are one of the following: Muslims, Atheists, Hispanics (except Cubans), single mothers, working mothers, abortion providers, abortion seekers, abortion supporters, illegal immigrants, minimum wage workers, Social Security recipients, homosexuals, homosexual “rights” supporters, rape "victims", unemployed, long-term unemployed, military veterans and serving military, construction workers, auto workers, lawyers (unless they believe in "tort reform" and practice union-busting), organic farmers and anti-GMO labelers, public school teachers, public university faculty and staff, union members, trespassers in the Wisconsin statehouse, 99 per center demonstrators, peace advocates, uninsured, Medicaid recipients, drug users, former prisoners, current prisoners, Federal employees, state employees, fire fighters, environmentalists, most African Americans, Hawaiians, Chicagoans and Kenyans (associated with Obama), consumer advocates, early voters, electric car drivers, solar power panel makers and users, wind power enthusiasts, anti-nuclear fanatics, food safety advocates, scientists, space enthusiasts, regulatory advocates, national park lovers, anti-Frackers (unless you run Exxon and they drill near YOUR house), gun control advocates, public school advocates, Hip Hop lovers, art lovers, "culture" lovers, tax supporters, believers in good government and so-called Republican moderates.
And so I would imagine the ad would go if real "truth in advertising" laws were enforced at CPAC meetings. But of course, that is one of those dratted regulations interfering with the free market : )
Every one of these groups named in the *paragraph has been attacked or denounced or had their interests voted against by Republicans in Congress or the Tea Party or in one of the Red States and one branch or another of the vast Koch conspiracy PACs in the past.
Did I leave anybody else the Conservatives and the nutters at FOX want excluded from their "party" out of the list? Please add anyone I missed in your comments.
Sorry for the troll-like diary title, but SNARK calls.